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Have a look at what’s on offer.

There are two ways to order. Select an item to order online or contact us.

Vegan Muffin of the Day (minimum order of 6)

$5.00

Cocktail Savoury Croissants Veg Option (Minimum order of 6)

An assortment of ham/cheese & tomato/cheese

$6.00

Vegetarian Frittata GF GF/Veg (minimum order of 6)

$5.00

Seasonal Fruit & Yoghurt Pot GF/V Minimum order of 6

$5.50

Mini Breakfast Buns Bacon & Egg / Smoked Salmon, Avocado & Egg / Roast Tomato & Mozzarella (GF Option) Minimum order of 6 of each kind

Bacon & Egg / Smoked Salmon, Avocado & Egg / Roast Tomato & Mozzarella
(GF Option) Minimum Order of 6

$6.50

Assorted Mini Danishes

$4.50

Freshly Baked Scones w/ Strawberry Jam & Chantilly Cream

$4.50

Slice Cherry Ripe / Caramel Fudge / Mixed Berry Frangipani / Gluten Free Brownie (minimum order of 6)

cherry ripe slice / caramel fudge slice / passionfruit custard / gluten free brownie

$6.00

Granola w/ Maple Yoghurt and Berry Compote GF/Veg (minimum order of 6)

$6.00

Smashed avo bites on toasted sourdough w/ beetroot whipped feta and dukkah Vegan & GF Option available (minimum order of 6)

$5.00

Banana Bread w/ Whipped Butter GF/Vegan Option

$7.00

Cranky Bliss Balls (GF/V) Peanut Butter/Choc Rasp (minimum order of 6)

$5.00
$5.00
$5.00

2L Juice

Apple, Orange, Pineapple

$14.00

Almond Croissant (Veg) (minimum order of 6)

$6.50

Individual Morning Tea Box Individually packaged with 1 mini danish, 1 small slice & 1 whole piece of fruit

Individually packaged with 1 mini danish, 1 small slice & 1 whole piece of fruit

$9.00

Individual Breakfast Box Individually packaged with 1 mini breakfast bun, 1 granola & yoghurt cup, 1 mini danish & 1 whole piece of fruit

Individually packaged with 1 mini breakfast bun, 1 granola & yoghurt cup, 1 mini danish & 1 whole piece of fruit

$20.00

Biodegradable disposables To reduce waste, we only provide disposables on request. We can provide recyclable plates, cutlery, napkins & cups if required for you event. Please let our staff know what you require and they will be added to your order.

(Bio-Cane plates, napkins, bamboo cutlery)
Priced per person

$1.50

Vegan/GF Banana Bread GF/Vegan Option

$10.00

Gourmet Mixed Selection Gourmet fillings served on a mix of sandwiches, wraps and baguettes (1.5 serves per person)

gourmet fillings served on a mix of sandwiches, wraps and baguettes

$12.90 (1.5 sandwiches pp)

Gourmet Mixed Wraps A mix of gourmet fillings on assorted wraps (1 wrap per person)

a mix of gourmet fillings on assorted wraps

$12.90 (1 wraps pp)

Gourmet Mixed Sandwiches A mix of gourmet fillings on assorted white, wholemeal and multi grain thick sliced bread (1 sandwich per person)

a mix of gourmet fillings on assorted white, wholemeal and multi grain thick sliced bread

$10.90 (1 sandwich pp)

Gluten Free Sandwich A mix of gourmet fillings served on gluten free sliced bread

a mix of gourmet fillings served on gluten free sliced bread

$12.00 (2 sandwiches pp)

Individual Lunch Box – Gluten Free Option 1 Gluten Free sandwich OR salad, 1 whole piece of fruit, 1 small slice & 1 small water bottle

1 Gluten Free sandwich OR salad, 1 whole piece of fruit, 1 small slice & 1 small water bottle

$22.00

Individual Lunch Box – Classic Range Individually packaged with 1 classic sandwich, 1 whole piece of fruit, 1 small slice & 1 small water bottle

Individually packaged with 1 classic sandwich, 1 whole piece of fruit, 1 small slice & 1 small water bottle

$19.90

Individual Lunch Box – Gourmet Range Individually packaged with 1 gourmet baguette, 1 whole piece of fruit, 1 small slice & 1 small water bottle

Individually packaged with 1 gourmet baguette, 1 whole piece of fruit, 1 small slice & 1 small water bottle

$22.00

Gourmet Mixed Baguettes A mix of gourmet fillings on baguettes (1 baguette per person)

a mix of gourmet fillings on Baguettes

$12.90 (1 Baguette pp)

Individual Grazing Box Each box features prosciutto, sopressa salami, air dried wagyu bresaola, mortadella, olives, brie, cheddar, gorgonzola & crackers. (Minimum order of 6)

$22.00

Mini Gourmet Ciabattas Mortadella w/ Swiss Cheese, Pickled Onion & Rocket/ Salami w/ Labna, Caramelised Onion & Semi Dried Tomato/ Prosciutto w/ Pesto, Marinated Tomato & Mozzarella (minimum order of 6 per flavour)

Minimum of 6 per flavour
Mortadella w/ Swiss Cheese, Pickled Onion & Rocket/ Salami w/ Labna, Caramelised Onion & Semi Dried Tomato/ Prosciutto w/ Pesto, Marinated Tomato & Mozzarella

$8.00 1 Ciabatta Per Person

Biodegradable disposables To reduce waste, we only provide disposables on request. We can provide recyclable plates, cutlery, napkins & cups if required for you event. Please let our staff know what you require and they will be added to your order.

(Bio-Cane plates, napkins, bamboo cutlery)
Priced per person

$1.50

Individual Hot Food Bowls Served in a 24oz Biocane bowl and perfect for lunch (minimum order of 6 of the same type) - Mexican Pork w/ Rice, Tomatillo Cream, Guacamole & Black Bean Salsa (GF) - Mexican Rice Bowl w/ Cauliflower steaks, Tomatillo Cream, Guacamole & Black Bean Salsa (GF) – (Vegan option available) - Beef Rendang w/ Ginger Rice Pilaf, Fried Chickpeas & Yoghurt (GF) - Crumbed Katsu Chicken w/ Basmati Rice, House made Slaw, Pickled Ginger & Katsu sauce - Lemongrass Beef Noodle Bowl (GF) - Master stock Beef w/ Sticky Glaze, Green Papaya & Herb Salad & Basmati Rice - Smoked Salmon Poke Bowl on Seasoned Rice w/ Edamame, Pickled Cucumber, Julienne Carrot & Red Cabbage, Sriracha Kewpie & Sesame Seeds (GF) - Tomato & Vodka Orecchiette w/ Chorizo Crumb, Prosciutto & Pecorino (Veg Option available) - Harissa Chicken w/ Preserved Lemon, Quinoa, Currants, Roast Capsicum, Labna & Herb salad (GF) - Rosemary & Garlic Slow Cooked Lamb w/ Crispy Chat Potatoes, Roast Vegetables, Salsa Verde & Feta (GF) - Miso Roasted Pumpkin w/ Toasted Sesame & Wakame Salad (GF/VEG)

$16.00

Hot Food Platters One option per platter - Mexican Pork w/ Rice, Tomatillo Cream, Guacamole & Black Bean Salsa (GF) - Mexican Rice Bowl w/ Cauliflower steaks, Tomatillo Cream, Guacamole & Black Bean Salsa (GF) – (Vegan option available) - Beef Rendang w/ Ginger Rice Pilaf, Fried Chickpeas & Yoghurt (GF) - Crumbed Katsu Chicken w/ Basmati Rice, House made Slaw, Pickled Ginger & Katsu sauce - Lemongrass Beef Noodle Bowl (GF) - Master stock Beef w/ Sticky Glaze, Green Papaya & Herb Salad & Basmati Rice - Smoked Salmon Poke Bowl on Seasoned Rice w/ Edamame, Pickled Cucumber, Julienne Carrot & Red Cabbage, Sriracha Kewpie & Sesame Seeds (GF) - Tomato & Vodka Orecchiette w/ Chorizo Crumb, Prosciutto & Pecorino (Veg Option available) - Harissa Chicken w/ Preserved Lemon, Quinoa, Currants, Roast Capsicum, Labna & Herb salad (GF) - Rosemary & Garlic Slow Cooked Lamb w/ Crispy Chat Potatoes, Roast Vegetables, Salsa Verde & Feta (GF) - Miso Roasted Pumpkin w/ Toasted Sesame & Wakame Salad (GF/VEG)

$110.00 Medium (8-10 people) (8–10 people)
$65.00 Small (4-6 people) (4–6 people)
$200.00 Large (15-20 people) (15–20 people)

Individual Hot Banquet Box (Minimum order of 6 of the same type). A choice of one of our Assorted Gourmet Meats, salad, one small slice and 1 dinner roll.

A choice of one of our assorted meats, salad, a small slice & fruit delivered in an individual clam style box

-Slow Braised Brisket
-Shawarma Lamb Shoulder
-Roasted Pork Belly
-Lemon & Thyme Roast Chicken
-Honey Glazed Ham

$35.00

Biodegradable disposables To reduce waste, we only provide disposables on request. We can provide recyclable plates, cutlery, napkins & cups if required for you event. Please let our staff know what you require and they will be added to your order.

(Bio-Cane plates, napkins, bamboo cutlery)
Priced per person

$1.50

Seasonal Fruit Platter

$34.90 Small (5–10 people)
$54.90 Large (12–15 people)

Assorted Sweet Platters A selection of bite size tarts & slices

A selection of bite size tarts & slices

$45.00 Small (12 pieces)
$75.00 Medium (24 pieces)
$130.00 Large (45 pieces)

Salad Platters Gluten Free, Vegan & Vegetarian options available. Perfect to add as a side to your sandwich or hot food order, or enjoy on its own

$50.00 Small (4-6 people) (4–6 people)
$92.00 Medium (8-10 people) (8–10 people)
$158.00 Large (15-20 people) (15–20 people)

Antipasto Grazing Box Each box features prosciutto, sopressa salami, air dried wagyu bresaola, mortadella, marinated olives, a selection of marinated & pickled vegetables, house made dip, lavosh & water crackers.

$80.00 Small (5-8 people) (5-8 people)
$150.00 Large (10-12 people) (10-12 people)

Assorted Gourmet Meats (choice of three) (Minimum 15 people - price per person). Choose 3 meats from the following, which will be served with accompanying sauces & purees as well as 1 bread roll per person; 18 Hour Slow Cooked Lamb Shoulder, Roast Pork Belly, Slow Braised Brisket, Roast Chicken Supreme. Vegetarian & Vegan options available. Perfectly paired with our salad platters.

(Minimum 15 people). Choose 3 meats from the following, which will be served with accompanying sauces & purees as well as 1 bread roll per person; 18 Hour Slow Cooked Lamb Shoulder, Roast Pork Belly, Slow Braised Brisket, Roast Chicken Supreme. Vegetarian & Vegan options available. Perfectly paired with our salad platters.

$35.00 pp (min 15 people)

Deluxe Cheese and Fruit Platter A selection of Australian farmhouse cheeses served w/ fig jam, seasonal fruit mixed dried fruits, lavosh, nuts and water crackers

a selection of Australian farmhouse cheese served w/ fig and pear compote, seasonal fruit
mixed dried fruits, lavosh, nuts and water crackers

$80.00 Small (5-8 people) (5-8 people)
$150.00 Large (10-12 people) (10-12 people)

Sushi Platters Mixed platter of bite size sushi with soy sauce. Vegetarian, Vegan & Gluten Free options available.

Mixed platter of bite size sushi with soy sauce.
Vegetarian, Vegan & Gluten Free options available.

$40.00 Small (12 pieces) (12 pieces)
$70.00 Medium (24 pieces) (24 pieces)
$130.00 Large (45 pieces) (45 pieces)

Vegetable & Dip Platter A selection of raw vegetables, fried tortilla strips & house made dips. Gluten Free & Vegan options available.

A selection of raw vegetables, fried tortilla strips & house made dips. Gluten Free & Vegan options available.

$55.00 Small (5-8 people) (5-8 people)
$100.00 Large (10-12 people) (12-15 people)

Individual Grazing Box Each box features prosciutto, sopressa salami, air dried wagyu bresaola, mortadella, olives, brie, cheddar, gorgonzola & crackers. (Minimum order of 6)

$22.00

Biodegradable disposables To reduce waste, we only provide disposables on request. We can provide recyclable plates, cutlery, napkins & cups if required for you event. Please let our staff know what you require and they will be added to your order.

(Bio-Cane plates, napkins, bamboo cutlery)
Priced per person

$1.50

Deluxe Assorted Pastry Platter Full size croissants, almond croissants, chocolate croissants and danishes

$115.00 16 pieces
$60.00 8 pieces

Vegan Sweets Platter A selection of bite size vegan sweets

$70.00 12 Pieces
$130.00 24 Pieces
$240.00 45 Pieces

Deluxe Canape Sweets Platter A selection of mini churros, macarons, loaded brownie bites & cheesecake bites

$140.00 45 Pieces
$85.00 24 Pieces
$55.00 12 Pieces

Mezze Platter Vegetarian & Vegan Option. An easy snacking platter featuring falafel, marinated olives, pickled chillies, a selection of marinated & pickled vegetables, house made dips & flatbread.

$80.00 5-8 People
$130.00 10-12 People

Ploughmans Lunch Platter Perfect to share for a grazing style lunch, our Ploughmans Lunch Platter comes with finely sliced ham, mortadella, cheddar, fig jam, tomato relish, a selection of pickled and fresh vegetables, roquette, freshly baked baguette & butter.

$80.00 5-8 People
$130.00 10-12 People

Individual Salad Bowls Served in a 24oz Biocane Bowl with dressing on the side. Our salads change weekly as they are made from locally sourced & seasonal produce. Our chefs create spectacular salads with our house made dressings, relishes and pickles. Dietary requirements are easily accommodated. Ask us what delicious options are on the menu today Gluten Free, Vegan & Vegetarian options available. (Minimum order of 6 of the same kind)

Served in a 24oz Biocane Bowl with dressing on the side.
Our salads change weekly as they are made from locally sourced & seasonal produce. Our chefs create spectacular salads with our house made dressings, relishes and pickles. Dietary requirements are easily accommodated.
Ask us what delicious options are on the menu today
(minimum order of 6 of the same kind)
Gluten Free, Vegan & Vegetarian options available.

$15.00

Salad Platters Gluten Free, Vegan & Vegetarian options available. Perfect to add as a side to your sandwich or hot food order, or enjoy on its own

$50.00 Small (4-6 people) (4–6 people)
$92.00 Medium (8-10 people) (8–10 people)
$158.00 Large (15-20 people) (15–20 people)

Biodegradable disposables To reduce waste, we only provide disposables on request. We can provide recyclable plates, cutlery, napkins & cups if required for you event. Please let our staff know what you require and they will be added to your order.

(Bio-Cane plates, napkins, bamboo cutlery)
Priced per person

$1.50

Individual Salad Bowls Served in a 24oz Biocane Bowl with dressing on the side. Our salads change weekly as they are made from locally sourced & seasonal produce. Our chefs create spectacular salads with our house made dressings, relishes and pickles. Dietary requirements are easily accommodated. Ask us what delicious options are on the menu today Gluten Free, Vegan & Vegetarian options available. (Minimum order of 6 of the same kind)

Served in a 24oz Biocane Bowl with dressing on the side.
Our salads change weekly as they are made from locally sourced & seasonal produce. Our chefs create spectacular salads with our house made dressings, relishes and pickles. Dietary requirements are easily accommodated.
Ask us what delicious options are on the menu today
(minimum order of 6 of the same kind)
Gluten Free, Vegan & Vegetarian options available.

$15.00

Individual Hot Food Bowls Served in a 24oz Biocane bowl and perfect for lunch (minimum order of 6 of the same type) - Mexican Pork w/ Rice, Tomatillo Cream, Guacamole & Black Bean Salsa (GF) - Mexican Rice Bowl w/ Cauliflower steaks, Tomatillo Cream, Guacamole & Black Bean Salsa (GF) – (Vegan option available) - Beef Rendang w/ Ginger Rice Pilaf, Fried Chickpeas & Yoghurt (GF) - Crumbed Katsu Chicken w/ Basmati Rice, House made Slaw, Pickled Ginger & Katsu sauce - Lemongrass Beef Noodle Bowl (GF) - Master stock Beef w/ Sticky Glaze, Green Papaya & Herb Salad & Basmati Rice - Smoked Salmon Poke Bowl on Seasoned Rice w/ Edamame, Pickled Cucumber, Julienne Carrot & Red Cabbage, Sriracha Kewpie & Sesame Seeds (GF) - Tomato & Vodka Orecchiette w/ Chorizo Crumb, Prosciutto & Pecorino (Veg Option available) - Harissa Chicken w/ Preserved Lemon, Quinoa, Currants, Roast Capsicum, Labna & Herb salad (GF) - Rosemary & Garlic Slow Cooked Lamb w/ Crispy Chat Potatoes, Roast Vegetables, Salsa Verde & Feta (GF) - Miso Roasted Pumpkin w/ Toasted Sesame & Wakame Salad (GF/VEG)

$16.00

Individual Lunch Box – Gluten Free Option 1 Gluten Free sandwich OR salad, 1 whole piece of fruit, 1 small slice & 1 small water bottle

1 Gluten Free sandwich OR salad, 1 whole piece of fruit, 1 small slice & 1 small water bottle

$22.00

Individual Lunch Box – Classic Range Individually packaged with 1 classic sandwich, 1 whole piece of fruit, 1 small slice & 1 small water bottle

Individually packaged with 1 classic sandwich, 1 whole piece of fruit, 1 small slice & 1 small water bottle

$19.90

Individual Lunch Box – Gourmet Range Individually packaged with 1 gourmet baguette, 1 whole piece of fruit, 1 small slice & 1 small water bottle

Individually packaged with 1 gourmet baguette, 1 whole piece of fruit, 1 small slice & 1 small water bottle

$22.00

Individual Morning Tea Box Individually packaged with 1 mini danish, 1 small slice & 1 whole piece of fruit

Individually packaged with 1 mini danish, 1 small slice & 1 whole piece of fruit

$9.00

Individual Breakfast Box Individually packaged with 1 mini breakfast bun, 1 granola & yoghurt cup, 1 mini danish & 1 whole piece of fruit

Individually packaged with 1 mini breakfast bun, 1 granola & yoghurt cup, 1 mini danish & 1 whole piece of fruit

$20.00

Individual Hot Banquet Box (Minimum order of 6 of the same type). A choice of one of our Assorted Gourmet Meats, salad, one small slice and 1 dinner roll.

A choice of one of our assorted meats, salad, a small slice & fruit delivered in an individual clam style box

-Slow Braised Brisket
-Shawarma Lamb Shoulder
-Roasted Pork Belly
-Lemon & Thyme Roast Chicken
-Honey Glazed Ham

$35.00

Individual Grazing Box Each box features prosciutto, sopressa salami, air dried wagyu bresaola, mortadella, olives, brie, cheddar, gorgonzola & crackers. (Minimum order of 6)

$22.00

Jalapeno & Cheddar Poppers w/ Paprika Aioli (V) Minimum order of 12

Pork Belly Spoons w/ Carrot Puree & Caramelised Onion (GF) Minimum order of 12

Peking Duck Spring Rolls w/ Sweet Soy Sauce Minimum order of 12

Vegetarian Spring Rolls w/ Sweet Soy Sauce (V) Minimum order of 12

Semi-Dried Tomato & Feta Arancini w/ Pesto Aioli (V) Minimum order of 12

Chorizo Poppers w/ Paprika Mayo Minimum order of 12

Middle Eastern Fried Cauliflower w/ Dukkah (V) Minimum order of 12

Pork Belly Satay Skewers Minimum order of 12

Snapper & Lemongrass Fritters w/ Wasabi Mayo (P) Minimum order of 12

Mini Lamb & Harissa Sausage Rolls w/ Tomato Chutney Minimum order of 12

Mini Pork & Fennel Sausage Rolls w/ Tomato Chutney Minimum order of 12

Corn Fritters w/ Kaffir Lime & Chilli Jam Minimum order of 12

Korean Fried Chicken Ribs Minimum order of 12

Shawarma Lamb, Beetroot Hummus, Toum & Fried Basil Minimum order of 12

roast beef crustini w/ horeseradish cream & caramelised onion

Crispy Wonton w/ Duck, Pickled Carrot, Green Mango & Fried Eschalots Minimum order of 12

Crumbed Eggplant & Feta w/ Gremolata & Zaatar (V) Minimum order of 12

Creamed Eggplant, Roast Capsicum & Feta On Croute (V) Minimum order of 12

Tomato Bruschetta En Croute (V) Minimum order of 12

Grilled Zucchini w/ Beetroot Hommus & Toum (VG) Minimum order of 12

Air Dried Beef Cigars w/ Dukkha & Onion Jam (GF) Minimum order of 12

Smoked Salmon, Pickled Enoki, Avovado Mousse on Black Sesame Crisp (P) Minimum order of 12

Atlantic Salmon, Red Curry & Finger Lime on Rye (P) Minimum order of 12

Rare Beef on Cassava Crisp w/ Chilli Jam, Gochujang Mayo & Fried Eschalot GF Minimum order of 12

Tuna Tartare w/ Pickled Jalapeno, Lime, Coriander & Fried Shallot on Tostada Minimum order of 12

Truffled Beef Tartar on Seeded Sourdough Crisp Minimum order of 12

Korean Fried Chicken Bao w/ Pickle Cucumber Kimchi Minimum order of 12

Angus Beef Cheeseburger Slider w/ Lettuce & Special Sauce Minimum order of 12

Fried Eggplant Bao w/ Kimchi & Miso Kewpie Minimum order of 12

Sticky Pork Belly Bao w/ Carrot, Coriander, Nuoc Cham & Fried Eschalots Minimum order of 12

Crumbed Mushroom Slider w/ Pickled Beetroot, Rocket & Romesco

Southern Fried Chicken Slider w/ Lettuce & Peri Peri Mayo Minimum order of 12

Mini Chorizo Hot Dog w/ Caramelised Onion & Tomato Relish Minimum order of 12

Pork Belly Bahn Mi Roll w/ Pate, Pickled Daikon, Coriander & Crispy Shallots Minimum order of 12

Prawn Roll w/ Iceburg, Dill & Siracha Mayo Minimum order of 12