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Home Delivery Platters, Cheese and Sweets
Cheese Varieties 125 grams Adelaide Hills Brie \| Tarago Triple Cream Brie \| King Island Aged Cheddar \| Ballerini Gorgonzola \| Grana Padano [this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]	$12.00 Tarago Triple Cream Brie $9.00 King Island Aged Cheddar $8.00 Grana Padano Parmesan $6.00 Adelaide Hills Brie $6.00 Ballerini Gorgonzola
Water Crackers 100gm Packet [this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]	$4.00
Lavosh Crackers Packet [this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]	$6.00
Tarts & Slices - Lemon Crumble Slice - Blueberrry & Ricotta Tart - Portuguese Custard Tart - Pear & Almond Tart - Raspberry & Ricotta Tart - Lemon Tart - Chocolate Tart - Cherry Ripe Slice - Caramel Slice - Gluten Free Brownie	$2.80 Small $4.50 Large
Sweets Platter Assortment of small tarts and slices, 3 pieces per person	$20.00 6 Pieces $35.00 12 Pieces
Brunch Gift Box for 2 Sweet Muffins, Ham & Cheese Croissants, Yoghurt & Granola Cups, Corn Cakes w/ Kasundi, Fresh Cut Fruit	$50.00
Sweets Gift Box for 2 Scones w/ Jam & Cream, Danishes, Slices, Tarts	$30.00
Gluten Free Brunch Gift Box for 2 GF Muffins, Yoghurt Cups w/ Fruit Compote, GF Corn Fritters, GF Bagels & Fresh Cut Fruit	$50.00
Gluten Free Sweets Gift Box for 2 GF Tarts, GF Brownies, Frangipane & Pear Cakes, Vegan Slice	$30.00
Sticky Date Pudding w/ Miso Caramel Sauce (serves 2)	$20.00
Home Delivery Family Staples
Sourdough Loaf [this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]	$10.00
Dinner Rolls [this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]	$1.00
Loaf of Bread Sliced white \| wholegrain \| multigrain [this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]	$5.00
2L Milk Full Cream \| Skim [this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]	$4.50
House Cold Brew Coffee 500ml [this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]	$9.50
2L Juice Apple \| Orange \| Pineappple [this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]	$7.00
Dozen Free Range Eggs	$7.00
Darby St Butchers Bacon 500gm	$8.00
Breakfast Pack for 2 Free ranges eggs, bacon, halloumi, spinach & tomato relish	$15.00
Home Delivery Beverage Menu
Chardonnay Bottle – Twelve Signs Moppity Vineyard	$22.00
Pinot Grigio Bottle – Twelve Signs Moppity Vineyard	$22.00
Classic Brut Sparkling Bottle – Twelve Signs Moppity Vineyard	$22.00
Sauvignon Blanc Semillon Bottle – Twelve Signs Moppity Vineyards	$30.00
Shiraz Bottle – Twelve Signs Moppity Vineyards	$22.00
Home Delivery The Koutestu Cocktail Menu
Negroni Bombay London Dry Gin, Campari, Cinzano 1757 Rosso (orange twist garnish) minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products delivery must be accepted by an adult	$85.00 500ml $18.00 single serve
Old Fashioned (Bourbon) Old Forester, Angostura Bitters, Simple Syrup (Orange Twist Garnish) minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products delivery must be accepted by an adult	$95.00 500ml $20.00 single serve
Old Fashioned (Whiskey) Auchentoshan Three Wood, Angostura Bitters, Simple Syrup (Orange Twist Garnish) minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products delivery must be accepted by an adult	$105.00 500ml $22.00 single serve
Daiquari (Clarified) Mt Gay Silver, Clarified Lime, Simple Syrup minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products delivery must be accepted by an adult	$70.00 500ml $15.00 single serve
Rosalie Hendricks Gin, Rose, Yuzu, Prosecco minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products delivery must be accepted by an adult	$80.00 500ml $17.00 single serve
Espresso Martini Finlandia Vodka, Mr Blacks Coffee Liqueur, Serious Deliria Cold Brew, Simple Syrup minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products delivery must be accepted by an adult	$85.00 500ml $18.00 single serve
Manhattan Jack Daniels Rye, Cinzano 1757 Rosso, Angostura Bitters minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products delivery must be accepted by an adult	$85.00 500ml $18.00 single serve
Dry Gin Martini Tanqueray London Dry Gin, Noilly Prat Dry Vermouth. minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products delivery must be accepted by an adult	$100.00 500ml $21.00 single serve
Bloody Mary Finlandia Vodka, Shiraz, Worcestershire Sauce, Cholula Hot Sauce, Celery Salt, Pepper, Tomato Juice, Lemon Juice, Pickle Brine. minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products delivery must be accepted by an adult	$95.00 500ml $19.00 single serve
South Side J.J Whitley London Dry Gin, Lime Juice, Mint, Simple Syrup minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products delivery must be accepted by an adult	$90.00 500ml $19.00 single serve
Once Over Aperol, El Jimador Tequila, Quiquiriqui Mezcal, Orgeat Syrup, Lime Juice. minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products delivery must be accepted by an adult	$95.00 500ml $19.00 single serve
Gents Dessert Date infused Kraken Spiced Rum, Tempus Fugit Creme de Cacao, Orange Bitter's. minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products delivery must be accepted by an adult	$95.00 500ml $19.00 single serve
Corporate Breakfast & Coffee Breaks
Vegan Muffin of the Day (minimum order of 6) raspberry and coconut / blueberry / apple and cinnamon	$3.00 Small $5.00 Large
Savoury Muffins (minimum order of 6) flavours change regularly, ask us what’s on at the moment	$5.00
Savoury Croissant (minimum order of 6) An assortment of ham/cheese & tomato/cheese	$4.00 Small $5.00 Large
Mini Savoury Bagels (minimum order of 6) bacon and egg / smoked salmon, cream cheese and dill / tomato, basil and fetta	$5.50
Vegetarian Breakfast Frittata GF (minimum order of 6)	$4.50
Breakfast Tartlets flavours change regularly, ask us what’s on at the moment	$4.50
Mini Danish (2 per serve) apple / apricot / berry	$6.00
Seasonal Fruit & Spiced Yoghurt Pot GF/V	$5.50
Mini Breakfast Ciabattas Bacon & Egg / salmon, dill cream cheese & capers / garlic mushroom, swiss cheese & pesto aioli / smashed avocado & dukkah / chorizo, cheddar & sriracha aioli	$6.00
Large Bagels selection includes blueberry, poppy seed, sesame seed, cheese, semi dried tomato served with condiments	$7.00
Assorted Danishes and Croissants	$3.50
Freshly Baked Scones w/ House Jam and Cream	$4.50
Slice (minimum order of 6) cherry ripe slice / caramel fudge slice / passionfruit custard / gluten free brownie	$4.50
Tarts (minimum order of 6) Portuguese / lemon / chocolate / blueberry & cream / raspberry & cream	$4.50
Granola w/ Spiced Yoghurt and Strawberry & Rhubarb Compote (minimum order of 6)	$6.00
Tropical Chia Seed Pot w/ Mango & Kaffir Lime Compote (minimum order of 6)	$6.00
Smashed avo bites on toasted sourdough w/ beetroot whipped feta and dukkah (minimum order of 6)	$3.50
Banana bread w/ house-made cultured butter	$7.00
Cranky Bliss Balls (minimum order of 6) Peanut Butter/Choc Rasp	$4.00 $4.00 $4.00
Disposables Environmentally Friendly Biodegradable Plates, Cutlery, Napkins & Cups Unless otherwise specified, we will only include disposable items required for your particular order	$0.50
2L Juice Apple, Orange, Pineapple	$10.00
Savoury Tarts Prosciutto, mushroom & thyme / caramelised onion, feta & olive	$6.00
Almond Croissant (minimum order of 6)	$4.50 Small $6.50 Large
Individual Morning Tea Box Individually packaged box with your choice of small slice, mini Danish or croissant & fruit	$8.00
Individual Breakfast Box Individually packaged box with your choice of mini breakfast ciabatta, granola & yoghurt cup, mini Danish & fruit	$16.00
Corporate Platters
Seasonal Fruit Platter	$34.90 Small (5–10 people) $54.90 Large (12–15 people)
Assorted Sweet Platters A selection of bite size pieces of our slices & tarts	$35.00 Small (12 pieces) $65.00 Medium (24 pieces) $120.00 Large (45 pieces)
Salad Platters	$50.00 Small (4–6 people) $92.00 Medium (8–10 people) $158.00 Large (15–20 people)
Antipasto Platter thinly sliced prosciutto, marinated olives, pancetta, wagyu bresaola, mild italian salami, marinated artichokes, caper berries, red peppers, sun dried tomatoes, chef’s selection of house made dips served with lavosh and crackers	$65.00 Small (5-8 people) $125.00 Large (10-12 people)
Tapas Bites frittata, chorizo, marinated fetta, arrancini, marinated olives, beetroot and almond hummus, romesco, grilled flat bread and lavosh	$65.00 Small (5-8 people) $125.00 Large (10-12 people)
Assorted Gourmet Meats (choice of three) Slow Braised Brisket, Shawarma Lamb Shoulder, Roasted Pork Belly, Lemon & Thyme Roast Chicken, Honey Glazed Ham with assorted sauces and condiments & dinner rolls	$16.00 pp (min 10 people)
Cheese Platter a selection of Australian farmhouse cheese served w/ mixed dried fruits, nuts and water crackers	$50.00 Small (5-8 people) $90.00 Large (12-15 people)
Deluxe Cheese and Fruit Platter a selection of Australian farmhouse cheese served w/ fig and pear compote, seasonal fruit mixed dried fruits, lavosh, nuts and water crackers	$70.00 Small (5-8 people) $124.00 Large (12-15 people)
Sushi Platters (includes 25% veg and GF options as standard)	$35.00 Small (12 pieces) $65.00 Medium (24 pieces) $120.00 Large (45 pieces)
Disposables Environmentally Friendly Biodegradable Plates, Cutlery, Napkins & Cups Unless otherwise specified, we will only include disposable items required for your particular order	$0.50
Vegetable & Dip Platter A selection of raw vegetables & fried tortilla strips to dip into 3 of our house made dips	$55.00 Small (5-8 people) $100.00 Large (12-15 people)
Individual Grazing Box A Choice of a Cheese or Antipasto & Cheese Grazing Box -Cheese Grazing box contains a selection of Australian farmhouse cheese; Blue Cheese, Brie & Cheddar served w/ Figs, Grapes, Nuts & Water Crackers -Antipasto & Cheese box contains a selection of Australian farmhouse cheese served w/ mixed dried fruits, nuts and water crackers. With thinly sliced prosciutto, marinated olives, pancetta, wagyu bresaola, mild Italian salami	$18.00 $13.00
Corporate Sandwiches
Gourmet Mixed Selection gourmet fillings served on a mix of sandwiches, wraps and baguettes	$11.90 (1.5 sandwiches pp)
Gourmet Mixed Wraps a mix of gourmet fillings on assorted wraps	$11.90 (1.5 wraps pp)
Gourmet Mixed Sandwiches a mix of gourmet fillings on assorted white, wholemeal and multi grain thick sliced bread	$9.90 (1 sandwich pp)
Gluten Free Salad Box	$12.90 (700ml)
Disposables Environmentally Friendly Biodegradable Plates, Cutlery, Napkins & Cups Unless otherwise specified, we will only include disposable items required for your particular order	$0.50
Individual Lunch Box – Dietary Salad Option 1 Dietary Salad Box (700ml container), 1 Serve of Seasonal Fruit, 1 Small Slice & 1 Water Bottle (250ml)	$18.00
Individual Lunch Box – Classic Range 1 Classic Sandwich, 1 Serve of Seasonal Fruit, 1 Small Slice & 1 Water Bottle (250ml)	$15.00
Individual Lunch Box – Gourmet Range 1 Gourmet Baguette, 1 Serve of Seasonal Fruit, 1 Small Slice & 1 Water Bottle (250ml)	$17.00
Gourmet Mixed Baguettes a mix of gourmet fillings on Baguettes	$11.90 (1 Baguette pp)
Individual Grazing Box A Choice of a Cheese or Antipasto & Cheese Grazing Box -Cheese Grazing box contains a selection of Australian farmhouse cheese; Blue Cheese, Brie & Cheddar served w/ Figs, Grapes, Nuts & Water Crackers -Antipasto & Cheese box contains a selection of Australian farmhouse cheese served w/ mixed dried fruits, nuts and water crackers. With thinly sliced prosciutto, marinated olives, pancetta, wagyu bresaola, mild Italian salami	$18.00 $13.00
Mini Ciabattas Bresaola, Caramelised Onion, Gorgonzola / Prosciutto, Semidried Tomato, Feta & Pesto / Salami, Roast Capsicum & Cheddar	$8.00
Corporate Salads
Individual Salad Boxes (minimum order of 6 of the same kind) served in a 700ml container and perfect for lunch Our salads change weekly as they are made from locally sourced & seasonal produce. Our chefs create spectacular salads with our house made dressings, relishes and pickles. Dietary requirements are easily accommodated. ask us what delicious options are on the menu today	$12.90
Salad Platters	$50.00 Small (4–6 people) $92.00 Medium (8–10 people) $158.00 Large (15–20 people)
Disposables Environmentally Friendly Biodegradable Plates, Cutlery, Napkins & Cups Unless otherwise specified, we will only include disposable items required for your particular order	$0.50
Corporate Hot Food
Individual Hot Boxes (minimum order of 6 of the same type) served in a 700ml container and perfect for lunch -Chicken & Red Rice Salad w/ Pickled Beets, Currents, Rocket & Fetta GF -Chipotle Pork Burrito Bowl on Mexican Rice w/ Guacamole, Sour Cream & Tom Salsa GF -Mexican Rice Bowl w/ Corn Salsa, Sour Cream & Guacamole GF/Veg (vegan option) -Eggplant & Lentil Dahl on Kaffir Rice Spiced Roast Carrots, Labneh & Fried Curry Leaves GF -Beef Bulgogi Bowl w/ Pickled Cucumber & Pear Kimchi, Red Cabbage on Spiced Rice -Shawarma Lamb on Freekeh, Currents, Rocket, Mint, Salsa Verde, Fetta & Pomegranates -Beef Cheek Massaman Curry w/ Spiced Basmati Rice, Yoghurt, Eschalots & Fried Curry Leaf GF -Braised Lamb Ragout on Orecchiette Pasta w/ Parmesan & Gremolata -Butter Chicken Curry w/ Fragrant Rice, Yoghurt & Almonds	$12.90
Hot Food Platters	$50.00 Small (4–6 people) $92.00 Medium (8–10 people) $158.00 Large (15–20 people)
Disposables Environmentally Friendly Biodegradable Plates, Cutlery, Napkins & Cups Unless otherwise specified, we will only include disposable items required for your particular order	$0.50
Individual Hot Food Box (minimum order of 6 of the same type) A choice of one of our assorted meats, salad, a small slice & fruit -Slow Braised Brisket -Shawarma Lamb Shoulder -Roasted Pork Belly -Lemon & Thyme Roast Chicken -Honey Glazed Ham	$20.00
Individual Boxes
Individual Salad Boxes (minimum order of 6 of the same kind) served in a 700ml container and perfect for lunch Our salads change weekly as they are made from locally sourced & seasonal produce. Our chefs create spectacular salads with our house made dressings, relishes and pickles. Dietary requirements are easily accommodated. ask us what delicious options are on the menu today	$12.90
Individual Hot Boxes (minimum order of 6 of the same type) served in a 700ml container and perfect for lunch -Chicken & Red Rice Salad w/ Pickled Beets, Currents, Rocket & Fetta GF -Chipotle Pork Burrito Bowl on Mexican Rice w/ Guacamole, Sour Cream & Tom Salsa GF -Mexican Rice Bowl w/ Corn Salsa, Sour Cream & Guacamole GF/Veg (vegan option) -Eggplant & Lentil Dahl on Kaffir Rice Spiced Roast Carrots, Labneh & Fried Curry Leaves GF -Beef Bulgogi Bowl w/ Pickled Cucumber & Pear Kimchi, Red Cabbage on Spiced Rice -Shawarma Lamb on Freekeh, Currents, Rocket, Mint, Salsa Verde, Fetta & Pomegranates -Beef Cheek Massaman Curry w/ Spiced Basmati Rice, Yoghurt, Eschalots & Fried Curry Leaf GF -Braised Lamb Ragout on Orecchiette Pasta w/ Parmesan & Gremolata -Butter Chicken Curry w/ Fragrant Rice, Yoghurt & Almonds	$12.90
Individual Lunch Box – Dietary Salad Option 1 Dietary Salad Box (700ml container), 1 Serve of Seasonal Fruit, 1 Small Slice & 1 Water Bottle (250ml)	$18.00
Individual Lunch Box – Classic Range 1 Classic Sandwich, 1 Serve of Seasonal Fruit, 1 Small Slice & 1 Water Bottle (250ml)	$15.00
Individual Lunch Box – Gourmet Range 1 Gourmet Baguette, 1 Serve of Seasonal Fruit, 1 Small Slice & 1 Water Bottle (250ml)	$17.00
Individual Morning Tea Box Individually packaged box with your choice of small slice, mini Danish or croissant & fruit	$8.00
Individual Breakfast Box Individually packaged box with your choice of mini breakfast ciabatta, granola & yoghurt cup, mini Danish & fruit	$16.00
Individual Hot Food Box (minimum order of 6 of the same type) A choice of one of our assorted meats, salad, a small slice & fruit -Slow Braised Brisket -Shawarma Lamb Shoulder -Roasted Pork Belly -Lemon & Thyme Roast Chicken -Honey Glazed Ham	$20.00
Individual Grazing Box A Choice of a Cheese or Antipasto & Cheese Grazing Box -Cheese Grazing box contains a selection of Australian farmhouse cheese; Blue Cheese, Brie & Cheddar served w/ Figs, Grapes, Nuts & Water Crackers -Antipasto & Cheese box contains a selection of Australian farmhouse cheese served w/ mixed dried fruits, nuts and water crackers. With thinly sliced prosciutto, marinated olives, pancetta, wagyu bresaola, mild Italian salami	$18.00 $13.00
Home Delivery Proteins
Crispy Skin Pork Belly w/ Parsnip Puree & Confit Fennel	$20.00 for 2 people $40.00 for 4 people $80.00 for 8 people
Roast Chicken Supreme w/ Carrot Puree & Crispy Kale	$20.00 for 2 people $40.00 for 4 people $80.00 for 8 people
18 Hour Slow cooked lamb shoulder w/ Beetroot Hummus	$20.00 for 2 people $40.00 for 4 people $80.00 for 8 people
Slow Braised Brisket w/ Eggplant Cream & Toum	$20.00 $40.00 $80.00
Home Delivery Sides and Salads
Potato Bake w/ Bacon, Shallots and Mozzarella (gf)	$15.00 for 2 people $28.00 for 4 people $55.00 for 8 people
Triple Cooked Chat Potatoes w/ Zaatar	$10.00 for 2 people $20.00 for 4 people $40.00 for 8 people
Mixed Roast Vegetables w/ Parsnip Puree & Dukkah (gf)	$15.00 for 2 people $28.00 for 4 people $55.00 for 8 people
Roast Broccoli & Miso Corn w/ Crispy Quinoa, Fried Eschalots & Wombok (gf)	$15.00 for 2 people $28.00 for 4 people $55.00 for 8 people
Charred Broccolini with Kimchi & Romesco	$15.00 for 2 people $28.00 for 4 people $55.00 for 8 people
Szechuan Spiced Sweet Potato with Chilli Jam & Crispy Kale V GF	$15.00 for 2 people $28.00 for 4 people $55.00 for 8 people
Green Bean, Roast Capsicum, Kalamata Olives and Dukkah	$15.00 for 2 people $28.00 for 4 people $55.00 for 8 people
Cracked Freekeh w/ Shaved Onion, Fetta, Pepita Seeds & Pomegranate	$15.00 for 2 people $28.00 for 4 people $55.00 for 8 people
Corporate Canapes
Hot CanapesCranky Chefs Hot Canape Selection
Jalapeno & Cheddar Poppers w/ Paprika Aioli (V)
Pork Belly Spoons w/ Carrot Puree & Caramelised Onion (GF)
Pea & Ham Croquet
Chicken Satay Skewers (GF)
Peking Duck Spring Rolls w/ Sweet Soy Sauce
Vegetarian Spring Rolls w/ Sweet Soy Sauce (V)
Semi-Dried Tomato & Feta Arancini w/ Pesto Aioli (V)
Chorizo Poppers w/ Paprika Mayo
Middle Eastern Fried Cauliflower w/ Dukkah (V)
Pork Belly Satay Skewers (GF)
Snapper & Lemongrass Fritters w/ Wasabi Mayo (P)
Mini Lamb & Harissa Sausage Rolls w/ Tomato Chutney
Mini Pork & Fennel Sausage Rolls w/ Tomato Chutney
Corn Fritters w/ Kaffir Lime & Chilli Jam
Korean Fried Chicken Ribs
Shawarma Lamb, Beetroot Hummus, Toum & Fried Basil
Cold Canapes(minimum order of 12 per item)	$3.50 each
roast beef crustini w/ horeseradish cream & caramelised onion
tomato, leek and goats cheese tarts (V)
Crispy Wonton w/ Duck, Pickled Carrot, Green Mango & Fried Eschalots (GF)
Crumbed Eggplant & Feta w/ Gremolata & Zaatar (V)
mini quiche assorted flavours
Sushi
Creamed Eggplant, Roast Capsicum & Feta On Croute (V)
Tomato Bruschetta En Croute (V)
smoked salmon & chive mousse tarts (P)
Grilled Zucchini Scrolls w/ Activated Almond & Beetroot (VG)
Air Dried Beef Cigars w/ Dukkha & Onion Jam (GF)
Smoked Salmon, Pickled Enoki, Avovado Mousse on Black Sesame Crisp (P)
Atlantic Salmon, Red Curry & Finger Lime on Rye (P)
Rare Binnie Beef on Fried Lotus w/ Miso Kewpie & Caramelised Onion
Tuna Tartare w/ Pickled Jalapeno, Lime, Coriander & Fried Shallot On Tostada
Truffled Beef Tartar on Seeded Sourdough Crisp
Sliders, Tacos, Sausage Rolls and Bao Buns(minimum order of 12 per item)	$6 each
Lamb & Harissa Sausage Rolls w/ Housemade Tomato Chutney
Pork & Fennel Sausage Rolls w/ Housemade Tomato Chutney
Sticky Pork Bao Bun w/ Carrot, Coriander, Nuoc Cham & Fried Eschalots
Korean Fried Chicken Bao Buns w/ Pickled Cucumber & Kimchi
Angus Cheeseburger Slider w/ Lettuce, Pickles and Cranky Sauce
Fried Eggplant Bao w/ Kimchi & Miso Kewpie
Baja Fish Taco w/ Purple Cabbage, Chipotle Cream, Corn Salsa & Paprika Cream
Crumbed Mushroom Slider w/ Pickled Beetroot, Rocket & Romesco
Southern fried chicken slider w/ Lettuce & Peri Peri Mayo
Pulled Beef Taco w/ Lettuce, Cheese Sauce, Guacamole, Tomato Salsa & Sour Cream
Crispy Chicken Taco w/ Jalapeno & Lime Mayo, Charred Corn & Pineapple Salsa
Chipotle Pulled Pork Taco w/ Chimichurri & Corn Salsa
Pork Belly Bahn Mi Roll w/ Pate, Pickled Daikon, Coriander & Crispy Shallots
Lobster Roll w/ Iceburg, Dill & Siracha Mayo

Cranky

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Hot CanapesCranky Chefs Hot Canape Selection

Cold Canapes(minimum order of 12 per item)