Cranky

  Menu

Have a look at what’s on offer.

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Vegan Muffin of the Day (minimum order of 6)

raspberry and coconut / blueberry / apple and cinnamon

$3.00 Small
$5.00 Large

Savoury Muffins (minimum order of 6)

flavours change regularly, ask us what’s on at the moment

$3.00 Small
$5.00 Large

Savoury Croissant (minimum order of 6)

$4.00 Small
$5.00 Large

Mini Savoury Bagels (minimum order of 6)

bacon and egg / smoked salmon, cream cheese and chives / tomato, basil and bocconcini

$4.50

Vegetarian Breakfast Frittata GF (minimum order of 6)

$4.50

Breakfast Tartlets

flavours change regularly, ask us what’s on at the moment

$4.50

Mini Danish (2 per serve)

apple / apricot / berry

$5.50

Seasonal Fruit and Yoghurt Pot GF/V

$4.90

Crusty French Rolls w/ a variety of hearty fillings

sausage w/ grilled onions / bacon, egg and house relish / smoked salmon

$6.50

Large Bagels

selection includes blueberry, poppy seed, sesame seed, cheese, semi dried tomato
served with condiments

$4.50

Assorted Danishes and Croissants

$3.50

Freshly Baked Scones w/ House Jam and Cream

$4.50

Slice (minimum order of 6)

cherry ripe slice / caramel fudge slice / gluten free brownie

$4.50

Tarts (minimum order of 6)

blueberry and ricotta / portuguese custard / pear and almond / raspberry and ricotta / lemon / chocolate

$4.50

Granola cups w/ caramalised yoghurt and berry compote (minimum order of 6)

$5.90

Cranky chef morning muesli bar (minimum order of 6)

$4.90

Coconut chia cups w/ seasonal fruits (minimum order of 6)

$5.90

Smashed avo bites on toasted sourdough w/ beetroot whipped feta and dukkah (minimum order of 6)

$3.50

Banana bread w/ house-made cultured butter

$6.90

Cranky Bliss Balls (minimum order of 6)

tumeric energy bliss ball/cacao and date bliss ball

$3.90

Disposables

Environmentally Friendly Biodegradable Plates, Cutlery, Napkins & Cups

Unless otherwise specified, we will only include disposable items required for your particular order

$0.50

2L Juice

Apple, Orange, Pineapple

$10.00

Seasonal Fruit Platter

$34.90 Small (5–10 people)
$54.90 Large (12–15 people)

Assorted Sweet Platters

includes a selection of our slices and tarts

$35.00 Small (12 pieces)
$65.00 Medium (24 pieces)
$120.00 Large (45 pieces)

Salad Platters

$50.00 Small (4–6 people)
$92.00 Medium (8–10 people)
$157.50 Large (15–20 people)

Antipasto Platter

thinly sliced prosciutto, marinated olives, pancetta, wagyu bresaola, mild italian salami, marinated artichokes, caper berries, red peppers, sun dried tomatoes, chef’s selection of house made dips served with lavosh and crackers

$64.90 Small (5-8 people)
$124.90 Large (10-12 people)

Tapas Bites

frittata, chorizo, marinated fetta, arrancini, marinated olives, beetroot and almond hummus, romesco, grilled flat bread and lavosh

$64.90 Small (5-8 people)
$124.90 Large (10-12 people)

Assorted Gourmet Meats (choice of three)

herb and mustard crusted beef fillet, slow roasted chermoula lamb shoulder, roasted pork belly, lemon thyme roast chicken, honey glazed ham, almond hummus, pickled cucumber, beetroot fetta, chimmi churri and assorted bread rolls

$16.00 pp (min 15 people)

Cheese Platter

a selection of Australian farmhouse cheese served w/ mixed dried fruits, nuts and water crackers

$90.00 Large (12-15 people)
$50.00 Small (5-8 people)

Deluxe Cheese and Fruit Platter

a selection of Australian farmhouse cheese served w/ fig and pear compote, seasonal fruit
mixed dried fruits, lavosh, nuts and water crackers

$60.00 Small (5-8 people)
$124.00 Large (12-15 people)

Sushi Platters (includes 25% veg and GF options as standard)

$35.00 Small (12 pieces)
$65.00 Medium (24 pieces)
$120.00 Large (45 pieces)

Disposables

Environmentally Friendly Biodegradable Plates, Cutlery, Napkins & Cups

Unless otherwise specified, we will only include disposable items required for your particular order

$0.50

Individual Boxes (minimum order of 6 of the same type)

served in a 700ml container and perfect for lunch
our salads change regularly as they are made from locally sourced and seasonal produce
our chefs create spectacular salads with our house made dressings, relishes and pickles
ask us what delicious options are on the menu today

$12.90

Salad Platters

$50.00 Small (4–6 people)
$92.00 Medium (8–10 people)
$157.50 Large (15–20 people)

Disposables

Environmentally Friendly Biodegradable Plates, Cutlery, Napkins & Cups

Unless otherwise specified, we will only include disposable items required for your particular order

$0.50

Individual Boxes (minimum order of 6 of the same type)

served in a 700ml container and perfect for lunch

-Chipotle Pork Burrito Bowl on Mexican Rice w/ Guacamole, Sour Cream & Tom Salsa GF

-Mexican Rice Bowl w/ Corn Salsa, Sour Cream & Guacamole GF

-Eggplant & Lentil Dahl on Kaffir Rice Spiced Roast Carrots, Labneh & Fried Curry Leaves GF

-Beef Bulgogi Bowl w/ Pickled Cucumber & Pear Kimchi, Red Cabbage on Spiced Rice

-Shawarma Lamb on Freekeh, Currents, Rocket, Mint, Salsa Verde, Fetta & Pomegranates

-Beef Cheek Massaman Curry w/ Spiced Basmati Rice, Yoghurt, Eschalots & Fried Curry Leaf GF

-Braised Lamb Ragout on Orecchiette Pasta w/ Parmesan & Gremolata

$12.90

Hot Food Platters

$50.00 Small (4–6 people)
$92.00 Medium (8–10 people)
$157.20 Large (15–20 people)

Disposables

Environmentally Friendly Biodegradable Plates, Cutlery, Napkins & Cups

Unless otherwise specified, we will only include disposable items required for your particular order

$0.50

Gourmet Mixed Selection

gourmet fillings served on a mix of sandwiches, wraps and baguettes

$11.90 (1.5 sandwiches pp)

Gourmet Mixed Wraps

a mix of gourmet fillings on assorted wraps

$11.90 (1.5 wraps pp)

Gourmet Mixed Sandwiches

a mix of gourmet fillings on assorted white, wholemeal and multi grain thick sliced bread

$9.90 (1 sandwich pp)

Gluten Free Salad Box

$12.90 (700ml)

Disposables

Environmentally Friendly Biodegradable Plates, Cutlery, Napkins & Cups

Unless otherwise specified, we will only include disposable items required for your particular order

$0.50

Individual Lunch Box – Dietary Salad Option

1 Dietary Salad Box (700ml container), 1 Serve of Seasonal Fruit, 1 Small Slice & 1 Water Bottle (250ml)

$18.00

Individual Lunch Box – Classic Range

1 Classic Sandwich, 1 Serve of Seasonal Fruit, 1 Small Slice & 1 Water Bottle (250ml)

$15.00

Slow Cooked Lamb Shoulder

w/ Pea Puree & Chimichurri (gf)

$20.00 for 2 people
$40.00 for 4 people
$80.00 for 8 people

Crispy Pork Belly

w/ Parsnip Puree & Confit Fennel (gf)

$20.00 for 2 people
$40.00 for 4 people
$80.00 for 8 people

Sticky Braised Beef Short Rib

w/ Fried Curry Leaves & Chilli Thread

$20.00 for 2 people
$40.00 for 4 people
$80.00 for 8 people

Roast Chicken

w/ Carrot Puree & Crispy Kale (gf)

$20.00 for 2 people
$40.00 for 4 people
$80.00 for 8 people

Potato Bake

w/ Bacon, Shallots and Mozzarella (gf)

$15.00 for 2 people
$28.00 for 4 people
$55.00 for 8 people

Roast Eggplant

w/ Tahini, Pine Nuts & Lentils (gf)

$15.00 for 2 people
$28.00 for 4 people
$55.00 for 8 people

Thyme & Sherry Roast Portobello Mushrooms

w/ Fetta & Truffle Crumb

$15.00 for 2 people
$28.00 for 4 people
$55.00 for 8 people

Mixed Roast Vegetables

w/ Parsnip Puree & Dukkah (gf)

$15.00 for 2 people
$28.00 for 4 people
$55.00 for 8 people

Roast Broccoli & Miso Corn

w/ Crispy Quinoa, Fried Eschalots & Wombok (gf)

$15.00 for 2 people
$28.00 for 4 people
$55.00 for 8 people

Green Beans & Roast Capsicum

w/ Kalamata Olives & Dukkah (gf)

$15.00 for 2 people
$28.00 for 4 people
$55.00 for 8 people

Red Rice & Pickled Beets

w/ Rocket, Currant & Fetta (gf)

$15.00 for 2 people
$28.00 for 4 people
$55.00 for 8 people

Cracked Freekeh

w/ Shaved Onion, Fetta, Pepita Seeds & Pomegranate

$15.00 for 2 people
$28.00 for 4 people
$55.00 for 8 people

Orecchiette Pasta

w/ Roast Pumpkin, Pesto, Spinach & Parmesan

$15.00 for 2 people
$28.00 for 4 people
$55.00 for 8 people

Cheese Varieties 125 grams

Adelaide Hills Brie | Tarago Triple Cream Brie | King Island Aged Cheddar | Ballerini Gorgonzola | Grana Padano
[this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]

$12.00 Tarago Triple Cream Brie
$9.00 King Island Aged Cheddar
$8.00 Grana Padano Parmesan
$6.00 Adelaide Hills Brie
$6.00 Ballerini Gorgonzola

Water Crackers 100gm Packet

[this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]

$4.00

Lavosh Crackers Packet

[this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]

$6.00

Deluxe Cheese and Fruit Platter

a selection of Australian farmhouse cheese served w/ fig and pear compote, seasonal fruit
mixed dried fruits, nuts and water crackers

$20.00 for 2 people
$40.00 for 4 people
$80.00 for 8 people

Antipasto Platter

thinly sliced prosciutto, marinated olives, pancetta, wagyu bresaola, mild italian salami, marinated artichokes, caper berries, red peppers, sun dried tomatoes, chef’s selection of house made dips served with lavosh and crackers

$20.00 for 2 people
$40.00 for 4 people
$80.00 for 8 people

Tarts & Slices

- Lemon Crumble Slice - Blueberrry & Ricotta Tart - Portuguese Custard Tart - Pear & Almond Tart - Raspberry & Ricotta Tart - Lemon Tart - Chocolate Tart - Cherry Ripe Slice - Caramel Slice - Gluten Free Brownie

$2.80 Small
$4.50 Large

Sweets Platter

Assortment of small tarts and slices, 3 pieces per person

$15.00 for 2 people
$30.00 for 4 people

Brunch Gift Box for 2

Sweet Muffins, Ham & Cheese Croissants, Yoghurt & Granola Cups, Corn Cakes w/ Kasundi, Fresh Cut Fruit

$50.00

Sweets Gift Box for 2

Scones w/ Jam & Cream, Danishes, Slices, Tarts

$30.00

Gluten Free Brunch Gift Box for 2

GF Muffins, Yoghurt Cups w/ Fruit Compote, GF Corn Fritters, GF Bagels & Fresh Cut Fruit

$50.00

Gluten Free Sweets Gift Box for 2

GF Tarts, GF Brownies, Frangipane & Pear Cakes, Vegan Slice

$30.00

Sticky Date Pudding

w/ Miso Caramel Sauce (serves 2)

$20.00

Sourdough Loaf

[this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]

$10.00

Dinner Rolls

[this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]

$1.00

Loaf of Bread Sliced

white | wholegrain | multigrain
[this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]

$5.00

2L Milk

Full Cream | Skim
[this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]

$4.50

House Cold Brew Coffee 500ml

[this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]

$9.50

2L Juice

Apple | Orange | Pineappple
[this product can only be purchased in conjunction with a food order]

$7.00

Dozen Free Range Eggs

$7.00

Darby St Butchers Bacon 500gm

$8.00

Breakfast Pack for 2

Free ranges eggs, bacon, halloumi, spinach & tomato relish

$15.00

Furphy Refreshing Ale 6 Pack

$22.00

Corona 6 Pack

$24.00

Chardonnay Bottle

Moppity Vineyard 12 Signs Range

$22.00

Pinot Grigio Bottle

Moppity Vineyard 12 Signs Range

$22.00

Sauvignon Blanc Bottle

Moppity Vineyard 12 Signs Range

$22.00

Petal & Stem Sauvignon Blanc Bottle

$30.00

Lock & Key Pinot Noir Bottle

Hilltops Region

$32.00

Negroni

Bombay London Dry Gin, Campari, Cinzano 1757 Rosso (orange twist garnish)

*minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products*

**delivery must be accepted by an adult**

$85.00 500ml
$18.00 single serve

Old Fashioned (Bourbon)

Old Forester, Angostura Bitters, Simple Syrup (Orange Twist Garnish)

*minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products*

**delivery must be accepted by an adult**

$95.00 500ml
$20.00 single serve

Old Fashioned (Whiskey)

Auchentoshan Three Wood, Angostura Bitters, Simple Syrup (Orange Twist Garnish)

*minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products*

**delivery must be accepted by an adult**

$105.00 500ml
$22.00 single serve

Daiquari (Clarified)

Mt Gay Silver, Clarified Lime, Simple Syrup

*minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products*

**delivery must be accepted by an adult**

$70.00 500ml
$15.00 single serve

Rosalie

Hendricks Gin, Rose, Yuzu, Prosecco

*minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products*

**delivery must be accepted by an adult**

$80.00 500ml
$17.00 single serve

Espresso Martini

Finlandia Vodka, Mr Blacks Coffee Liqueur, Serious Deliria Cold Brew, Simple Syrup

*minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products*

**delivery must be accepted by an adult**

$85.00 500ml
$18.00 single serve

Manhattan

Jack Daniels Rye, Cinzano 1757 Rosso, Angostura Bitters

*minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products*

**delivery must be accepted by an adult**

$85.00 500ml
$18.00 single serve

Dry Gin Martini

Tanqueray London Dry Gin, Noilly Prat Dry Vermouth.

*minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products*

**delivery must be accepted by an adult**

$100.00 500ml
$21.00 single serve

Bloody Mary

Finlandia Vodka, Shiraz, Worcestershire Sauce, Cholula Hot Sauce, Celery Salt, Pepper, Tomato Juice, Lemon Juice, Pickle Brine.

*minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products*

**delivery must be accepted by an adult**

$95.00 500ml
$19.00 single serve

South Side

J.J Whitley London Dry Gin, Lime Juice, Mint, Simple Syrup

*minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products*

**delivery must be accepted by an adult**

$90.00 500ml
$19.00 single serve

Once Over

Aperol, El Jimador Tequila, Quiquiriqui Mezcal, Orgeat Syrup, Lime Juice.

*minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products*

**delivery must be accepted by an adult**

$95.00 500ml
$19.00 single serve

Gents Dessert

Date infused Kraken Spiced Rum, Tempus Fugit Creme de Cacao, Orange Bitter's.

*minimum $30 food purchase required to purchase alcoholic products*

**delivery must be accepted by an adult**

$95.00 500ml
$19.00 single serve

seared scallop spoon w/ celeriac remoulade, romesca & salsa verde

gazpacho w/ fresh prawn shot

peking duck wanton crisp w/ hoisin, cucumber and shallots

beef fillet tartare w/ quail egg yolk (GF)

natural oyster w/ cucumber & lime granite

beetroot cured salmon gravlax, blood orange, capers, toasted brioche w/ avocado & wasabi cream

peppered seared tuna w/ balsamic pearls & horse radish cream (GF)

snapper & lemongrass fritters w/ wasabi mayo (P)

rice paper rolls w/ nuoc cham (VG, GF)

pate en croute w/ pedro ximenez gel

prawn dumplings w/ asian dipping sauce (P)

kingfish ceviche, puffed black rice, wasabi cream & tomato salsa (P)

tempura battered popcorn prawn w/ sriracha mayo

alaskan crab tartlets

king prawn and avocado crustini

white anchovy & tomato salsa en croute

alaskan crab tortellini w/bisque

roast beef crustini w/ horeseradish cream & caramelised onion

tomato, leek and goats cheese tarts (V)

hot smoked ocean trout w/ horseradish cream on sourdough croute

jalapeno & cheese poppers w/paprika aoli (V)

brioche bites w/ smoked salmon, crème fraiche and chives

brioche bites w/ roasted pumpkin, cumin, rosemary and crème fraiche

mini quiche assorted flavours

pea & ham croquet

chicken satay skewers (GF)

peking duck spring rolls w/ sweet soy sauce

vegetarian spring rolls w/ sweet soy sauce (V)

Sushi

semi-dried tomato and feta arancini w/ pesto aioli (V)

polenta chips w/ romesco

creamed eggplant, roast capsicum and feta on croute (V)

tomato bruschetta en croute (V)

smoked salmon & chive mousse tarts (P)

pear, prosciutto & blue cheese wafer (V)

savoury eclair w/ chicken, avocado & almond

air dried beef cigars w/ dukkha & onion jam (GF)

smoked salmon, pickled enoki, avovado mousse on black sesame crisp (P)

lamb and harissa sausage rolls

pork and fennel sausage rolls w/ housemade tomato chutney

sticky pork bao bun w/ chilli, coriander and peanuts

korean fried chicken bao buns w/ pickled carrot, fried shallots and purple cabbage

angus cheeseburger slider w/ lettuce, pickles and cranky sauce

pulled pork slider w/ apple and radish slaw

pulled lamb sliders w/ tzatziki, pea, mint and feta

crumbed mushroom slider w/ pickled beetroot, rocket and romesco

Southern fried chicken slider w/ pero peri, guacomole, tomato and lettuce