FOOD FOR ALL TRIBES
Do you know why
WE ARE CRANKY?
We are cranky when you are not heard
Cranky is about end to end customer service delivery. We do not have pre-determined menus that we intend to pigeon hole your requirements into. Instead, we listen closely to what your event is about, who your guests are and what you want to achieve and then we design a menu to match.
We are cranky at impersonal or sloppy service
Our consultation equals a hassle-free experience for you. We pride ourselves on offering fluid and agile service. This means we listen, we consult, we create, we deliver quality and we really care.
We are cranky when food is not fresh
We create every dish from scratch, using fresh wholefoods that your tribe will love. And we never use food prepared by a third party. Trust us…we’ve got this.
We are cranky when you are expected to choose all the food
Some people know exactly what they want, others like to leave it up to us. Our service includes a careful selection of dishes to suit your unique event. We know you’ve got enough on your plate – so leave it to us to dream up a menu your guests will love.
We are cranky when amazing ingredients are badly prepared
Our team of five outstandingly cranky chefs all have fine dining experience and are highly skilled in complimentary areas of food preparation. We even have our own pastry chef to turn dessert platters into culinary works of art!
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Be a star employee and order sliders for your next office lunch 😍 #cheeseburger #friedchicken #sliders #catering
Stay healthy in the office this winter! Delicious Rice Paper Rolls delivered to our corporates today 👍🏻 #ricepaperrolls #glutenfree #vegetarian #nutrition
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It’s our second birthday @fennelandco.catering and we’re giving away a grazing table for one lucky person to share with 9 friends! To enter let us know which one you would pick in the comments Antipasto, Cheese or Dessert and tag your 9 favourite foodie friends you’d share this awesome prize with! #catering #grazing #cheese #dessert #antipasto #fennelandco *terms and conditions in the comments below
Cchhheeeeeessssseeeee 🧀🧀🧀🧀 Hannah Jones Kiara Blandford Roxanne Darr Elise Newton Payal Kumar Melissa Chapman Kim Miles George Hart Dan Miles
Dessert!!! Jeanne Gooch, Charlotte O'Donnell, Luke Evans, Vanessa Moir, Kelsey Evans, Hannah Gooch, Henry Spurling, Murray Gooch, Maree Evans
Cheese! Jason McGovern Britt Soper-Jurd Floyd Schofield
Our delicious handmade doughnuts injected with Nutella & Berry Compote, the best way to fight those Monday blues!
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This week, we’re shining some light the newest dining addition to Beaumont St, Mockingbird Cafe. Created by power couple Tess and James, Mockingbird is a melange of their respective businesses, Fennel & Co. Catering and Cranky Chef Catering. As Hamilton locals, Tess and James knew it was important to have a cafe that felt like home, which is exactly what they’ve created. Not only was To Kill A Mockingbird Tess’ favourite book growing up, but the mockingbird mimics multiple languages, and food is the language that pulls the Mockingbird family together. Using as much local, organic and free range products as they can, you know that your food at Mockingbird is going to be great quality (and delicious!).
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