FOOD FOR ALL TRIBES

Do you know why

WE ARE CRANKY?

We are cranky when you are not heard

Cranky is about end to end customer service delivery. We do not have pre-determined menus that we intend to pigeon hole your requirements into. Instead, we listen closely to what your event is about, who your guests are and what you want to achieve and then we design a menu to match.

We are cranky at impersonal or sloppy service

Our consultation equals a hassle-free experience for you. We pride ourselves on offering fluid and agile service. This means we listen, we consult, we create, we deliver quality and we really care.

We are cranky when food is not fresh

We create every dish from scratch, using fresh wholefoods that your tribe will love. And we never use food prepared by a third party. Trust us…we’ve got this.

We are cranky when you are expected to choose all the food

Some people know exactly what they want, others like to leave it up to us. Our service includes a careful selection of dishes to suit your unique event. We know you’ve got enough on your plate – so leave it to us to dream up a menu your guests will love.

We are cranky when amazing ingredients are badly prepared

Our team of five outstandingly cranky chefs all have fine dining experience and are highly skilled in complimentary areas of food preparation. We even have our own pastry chef to turn dessert platters into culinary works of art!

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